toratoratora

14.02.2026

dating a half-breed labubu with gatinho crossover is a tough job.
it’s a very spoiled race, and usually won’t stop purring until it gets what it wants.

the only antidote to tame the half-labubu half-gatinho pet and put it in it’s place is to mate it with a hot, independent, bossy, photography superstar french girl. (preference to stéphanoise french girls)

this experiment was lab tested and usually works. it sometimes takes a few months for results to start showing, but once the labubu/gatinho is fully trained, it is the most loving, caring, loyal and gentle pet in the world (as is it's true nature).

the most important lesson that labubu/gatinhos learn by mating with pretty stephanoise girls, is the living motto:
2 be cringe is 2 be free.

without that motto, the labubu/gatinho can’t become truly free, mature and blossom into it’s full potential. it risks becoming sad, lonely and grumpy.

for this very special valentine’s day occasion and in honour of this motto, we have granted access to one of our oldest and cringiest posts ever.

with love,
aglitchinthematrixdotlabubu team

p.s. i still love the still life pics you took in venice december 2025 :)